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Guy's Food Challenges
This page is dedicated to Guy - the Eating Machine

This is Guy and he is an eating machine.
Having visited the School's Out Café with his partner and kiddies many times we soon learnt he had a big appetite and we approached him with a couple of Food Eating Challenges. The challenges had been tried before on Fathers Day and no one had beaten them, but we didn't know him well enough. Have a look at what we challenged him with below.

The New York Stacker Burger Challenge

Entry Free £5.00, refundable on finishing within the time limit and a free personalised printed T-shirt for any winner.

Four 4oz Cheese Bacon Burgers (made up from four 4oz Beef Burgers, four slices of cheese, four rashers of crispy bacon, all in individual buns with sweet chilli sauce and fried onions), topped with four 2oz Chicken Burgers, in one bun with 4 cheese slices then further topped with two 2oz beef burgers (no bun), a vertical Jumbo Hot Dog surrounded by 'non edible scaffolding' and eight onion rings and finished with a large portion, 500g of crispy Fries, all washed down with a pint of orange juice or milk.

Time limit to consume it all, alone (no helpers) 15 minutes.

Guy finished this off in 13 minutes and 35 seconds and to date is the only person to beat this challenge and he has the T Shirt to prove it, albeit in his own words "she wears it as a nightie"

Image shown is the finished article minus the drink

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The Mega Breakfast Challenge
Entry Free £5.00, refundable on finishing within the time limit and a free personalised printed T-shirt for any winner.

8 pork sausages, 8 rashers of bacon, a 440g tin of baked beans, a 400g gram tin of plum tomatoes (can be exchanged for two grilled tomatoes), 4 fried eggs, 4 scrambled eggs, 4 hash browns, 4 slices of black pudding, 4 fried slices, 4 rounds of buttered toast, a large portion of crispy potato cubes, 10 battered onions rings, a pint of milk and a pint of tea or coffee

Time limit to consume it all (no helpers) 20 minutes.

Guy finished this off in 18 minutes and 23 seconds and to date is the only person

to beat this challenge and he has the T Shirt to prove it, albeit in his own words

"another nightie for her" 
Image shown is the finished article.

Yankee Doodle Hot Dog Challenge
Entry Free £5.00, refundable on finishing within the time limit,

no t-shirt as 'a lady can only have so many nighties'

6 Jumbo English Pork Sausages (equivalent to 12 standard sausages) in 4 jumbo hot dog rolls, with mild chilli sauce, not shown in image as it's hiding under the sausages, served with 21 battered onion rings, 1 kg of chips and a pint of milk (not shown in image)

Time limit to consume it all (no helpers) 20 minutes.

Guy finished this off in 18 minutes and 23 seconds and he received the meal free of charge as he finished it all off within the time limit.

Image shown is the finished article.

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12" Pizza Challenge

Entry Free £5.00, refundable on finishing within the time limit.
A 12" 'Chicago Town Stuffed Crust Pizza (either Pepperoni or 4 cheese) served with 1kg of chips or fries, a large portion of 'chef's' Nachos, 12 battered onion rings and a pint of milk.
Time limit to consume it all  (no helpers) 20 minutes.

Guy finished this off in 18 minutes and 23 seconds and received the meal free of charge. 

Image shown is the finished article with fries.

The Four Hot Dog Challenge

4 Jumbo American Style Hot Dogs, each one served in a Hot Dog Bun with fried onions and a 250g portion of fries or chips.
Two were served with sliced cheese and fried onions, accompanied with  and two were served with chilli sauce and unlimited ice cold milk with the last one being served with The Reaper Sauce'
Due to increasing heat of the chilli sauce Guy wasn't held to any time limits and was given a 5 minute break between the first three courses and ten minutes before trying ‘The Grim Reaper’. 

Due to the intense heat of The Grim Reaper Guy was ask to sign a disclaimer before commencing the challenge and for the Grim Reaper Hot Dog was given PPE to wear. Guy wasn’t charged for the food and finished it all but we didn't time him as the Grim Reaper course required 500ml of natural yogurt and 2 pints of milk but we estimate it took him 2 hours. Guy is the only person to have eaten ‘The Grim Reaper’ Hot Dog but he did say after he caught his breath,
"I've never eaten anything so hot but I have my reputation as a food eating machine to preserve"

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